Dear Charlotte, you came into my mate Richard's life and transformed it with your sense of humour, your kindness and your knockabout, eyes raised, long-suffering, "RICHARD!" at the scamp's latest edge of the envelope offering proffered over a glass of red wine at a welcoming hostelry. You are the ultimate two peas in a pod, he loves you with all his heart and we're all going to carry on loving you because to quote Mourinho, you Charlotte will always be 'THE Special One'. Best Mart